The Quaffle

Do you know that our wonderful* president has deemed that people should only say "Merry Christmas" and not include other holidays? I simply cannot believe him. I believe everyone has the right to celebrate whatever holiday they wish to. He is so religion-ist. Or however you say that. Anyway, I am here to say, Happy Merry Everything! Whoo whoo!! You can celebrate Hanukka or  Christmas or Kwanzaa or whatever you want. THE QUAFFLEMASTER IS ALL FOR FREEDOM OF RELIGION!!!!! oh and speaking of that, Trump has violated the first amendment of the Bill of Rights (freedom of religion) by banning Muslims from traveling to the USA. Just sayin'.                                                         Peace out,                                          ...

hi peeps!!! wanna know some really weird facts? yes, you do. 1) seeing red makes your heart beat faster. Here, try it out. 2) dragonflies were on earth before dinosaurs. 3) a cockroach can live up to a WEEK   without its head. and i don't which part is the living one. 4) Hermione Danger has not posted on her blog "Foodie Space" in THREE WHOLE MONTHS. 5) hmph. so THERE, hermione!!!!!!!!!!!!! ok bye peeps!!!!!!😊😊

Wuz up!!!! So everybody else has and advice on their blogs, and now Quaffle Studios does 2!! It's pretty simple. you comment your life issues, and I tell you wut 2 do, adding my own personal touch of humor and action!!!! Imagine the headlines: "QUAFFLE STUDIOS: ADVICE GIVEN!" *SIGH* I'll be famous! I'll finally get that branch in Peru I've been wanting!! I'm kind of going off on a rant here.                                           Purest Thoughts,                                                       GINNY

SO, ME AND MY FRIENDS HAVE THIS THING CALLED THE CRAB WAR, AND IT'S LIKE A PRETEND WAR BETWEEN 2 POLITICAL PARTYS CALLED THE CRABS AND THE APES. THERE ARE ALSO THE SQUIDS, WHALES, LLAMAS, KANGAROOS, WHO ARE ALL ON THE SIDE OF THE MOCKINGJAY REPUBLIC. THE REPUBLIC IS AGAINST THE CRABS, BUT I'M NOT SURE IF THEY'RE WITH THE APES. EH. ME AND HERMIONE DANGER (who totes needs 2 post again) ARE CO-PREZES OF THE KANGAROOS, WHO ARE LIKE PEACE ACTIVISTS, BUT HAVE A TON OF MONEYS AND TECHNOLOGY. YOU MIGHT BE WONDERING WHY THIS IS IN ALL CAPS. YOU PROBABLY DON'T KNOW. NEITHER DO I.                                                                                               -GINNY                         ...

sorry for not posting lately!! look, i don't really know what to post about. Ummmm. Oh! On hermione's blog,  The Baffle , she said that some dude asked her to post about helping peeps affected by hurricanes. So yeah, donate stuff. For more info, go to the Baffle. I have several links somewhere on this page. Also, in 2 months Trump will have been prez 4 1 year! Only 3 more 2 go!😁😁😸😌                                                                                                 happy roads (😉 hermione, sirius?)                                                               GINNY

PEOPLES I GOT A SAXOPHONE OMIGOSH!!!!!!! IT'S ALL SHINY AND GOLD-Y AND STUFF!!!!!!!!!! And I got a sound out of it on the 4th try! I mean that's something, right? But it is SUPAH HEAVY. And you have to support it with your NECK! Cruel! And it has SOOOOOOOOOOOO many buttons and valves and stuff. But overall, it's GREAT!! I AM USING CAPS LOCK WAY TOO MUCH!! CIAO!! PS CHECK OUT MY COMMENTS ON  THE BAFFLE AND  THE WAFFLE !! THEY'RE FUNNY!!

So, me and my friends Hermione and Sirius are the ABSOLUTE MASTERS of Halloween. We always plan our route ahead of time, so we can do as many houses as possible. We have like THE BEST COSTUMES EVER. This year I'm gonna be a female grim reaper. Also we usually get at LEAST five pounds of candy. Okay, MAYBE I'm exaggerating. But anyway we will RULE this year.                                                                   Peace out,                                                                       GINNY

I would like to take this moment to thank all of our dedicated Quafflewatchers who have given us their advice and wisdom. We Quafflers very much appreciate it. Here at Quaffle Studios, our #1 promise is to post, listen, and always return. Oh, and then post again. Our Quafflemaster, Ginny Weasel, wishes to thank the following for their comments: Hermione Danger Sirius Blackout Thank you!                                        Quaffle Studios                                        17 Quaffle Road, Quaffleville, QL                                        QQ11Q

Guess what? YOU CAN NOW ACCESS HERMIONE'S BLOG "FOODIE SPACE" FROM YOURS TRULY THE QUAFFLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!                                               foodiespace123.blogspot.com 😀😁😁😃😄😄😈😜😑😬😖😖😠😛😜😝!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is brilliant, lads!*happy sigh**faint* from GINNY

You know what? I HATE VOLDEMORT!!! AND I THINK TRUMP IS EXACTLY LIKE HIM!!! Well, not exactly. Trump has a nose. A rather large one, in fact. Also Voldemort does not have orange skin, and doesn't tweet obsessively. Trump doesn't have horcruxes. I would say they're equally horrible, though I could list differences all day. Funny, huh?                                           Brilliant day, mates.

Here's a list of movies everybody should totes see: 1)All 8 Harry Potter  movies 2) Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them 3) Beauty and the Beast (the live-action one) 4) The Princess Bride And... That's it, actually. BTW, 1 and 3 have Emma Watson, and 2 has Eddie Redmayne, who are both AWESOME. WATCH ALL OF THESE RIGHT NOW, MISTER.                                      SINCERELY,                                                     GINERVA WEASEL

Wuzzup!! SO. Hermione also has 2 MORE BLOGS, besides the Baffle. Here they are: foodie space and Maine made finger knitting. Now, you might have noticed these aren't links and that's because I TRIED to do the link IT KEPT GOING TO THE WRONG WEBSITE!! That's probably just because I don't know the exact URL. BUT STILL!!                               -GINNY

Hey have you ever heard of Malala (I forget her last name)? So she lived in Pakistan where these EVIL people took over and said girls couldn't go to school. But she protested and SOMEBODY SHOT HER IN THE HEAD!!!! I KNOW RIGHT!? But she recovered. And she was like only 16 when all this happened!!Malala is totes my idol. WOMEN'S RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS!! SUCK IT, TRUMP!!

Yo!!!! What's up?! I'm Ginny Weasel, reporting to you  live from Quaffle Studios. So, a few things you should know about me: 1) I'm a HUGE Harry Potter fan. And I mean HUGE. 2) I absolutely despise Donald Trump. 3) My BFFs are Sirius Blackout and Hermione Danger, owners of  The Baffle  and  The Waffle . Ok this laptop's running out of juice so I'll wrap things up. See ya!